editorincreeps:

bethanythemartian reblogged your post barbed-wire-barbie:

editorincreeps:

… and added:

It is times like these where I have trouble deciding if you are, in fact, real.

I have a 5″ long black sheep tattoo on the opposite arm. Big, fluffy, cartoony. She is shooting red laser beams out of her eyes.

Her name is Queen Penelope P. Popcorn. She is the queen of all sheep.

I press on her ear and go “pew pew pew” while pointing her at people. I’m doing that in your general direction now.

Pew pew pew.

This man is a treasure.