wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs
also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything
what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??
Wear a wig. Contact lenses . Change your accent . Change Hand when writing . Layer up to make you look big if your small n vice versa . Contour the hell outta your face.
Get your car interior thoroughly washed, then purposely dirty it up again.
Also use an icicle for the weapon because it melts away Buy a ticket to a show and tell as many people / post it on social media that u went to the show
Y’all suspect af😂
*adds 363,462 more people to list of that I will fuck never with*
Change your gait. Limping is good. If you normally over-pronate make a conscious effort not to. Load up on your antihistamines so if you have any tell-tale allergies (like cats or a certain flower) you don’t give yourself away by sneezing. DON’T HAVE YOUR PHONE WITH YOU.
Fibromyangela 