Shaming Abraham van Helsing

evilsupplyco:

A brief list of problems with the “great” vampire hunter:

• Never rewinded his tapes when video stores existed
• Eats your lunch out of the staff fridge
• Dog ears library books and returns them late
• Steals his neighbor’s newspaper
• Won’t replace the toilet paper in the bathroom
• Touches your computer monitor when pointing out things on websites
• Uses your favorite mug without asking, doesn’t clean it when he is done, forgets where he left it when you ask about its whereabouts
• Corrects your grammar and spelling incorrectly