editorincreeps:

Dear @staff advertising support – fuck you.

Dear Bounce – fuck you.

Dear at whatever marketing team made this happen – fuck you.

I take solace in knowing the advertising algorithm that brought this to me has wasted your money.

[image description: A sponsored post. An orange box with the words “bounce,” “4 in 1,” “FOR MEN,” and “Pure Sport”. It is fabric softener being marketed for men. No indication is given as to what “Pure Sport” smells like or why this particular fabric softener must be used by men.]