ALERT ALERT ALERT THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
GEORGE TAKEI IS RUNNING FOR CONGRESS.
HE IS RUNNING AGAINST DEVIN NUNES, THE ASSHOLE WHO’S BEEN HOLDING UP THE RUSSIA INVESTIGATION.
HE’S GOING TO UNSEAT THE FUCKER.
SULU IS GOING TO CONGRESS.
George Takei Has Bombshell Announcement, And Washington Is Reeling