luidilovins:

inkfear:

snakegay:

snakegay:

i am well aware that the really aggressive and wildly pseudoscientific vegans are a noisy minority but like it still always really gets me when vegans try to claim that humans are herbivores like.. look at me with your forward facing eyes and speak to me with your mouth of diversified teeth for both tearing and chewing and try to convince me

the highly trustworthy source of peta absolutely crushing the notion that humans are omnivores by pointing out that most of us dont get impulses to scavenge rotting carcasses. dont know how we could argue with that one

when you see lawn clippings on the side of the road, are you tempted to stop and snack on them? does the sight of fermenting silage make you salivate? do you daydream about tearing unwashed roots from the rich dark loam and thrusting fistfuls of them into your quivering gob? if you answered no to any of these questions congratulations youre an obligate carnivore

Shut up you don’t know my life

….. I DO daydream about tearing unwashed roots from the rich dark loam and thrusting fistfuls of them into my quivering gob

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