catchymemes:

Dadsplaining: Video Game Edition

As a Dad,

This man is a legend.

first apartment checklist

fedoraspooky:

marypsue:

noctourniquet:

i know lots of you might be worrying about what you need to move into your first apartment. that’s why i put this little checklist together!

fog machine

This is a good post, but I’ve got a couple additions that OP overlooked:

2. 1,000 candelabras
3. full-size pipe organ

Don’t forget the coffin I mean gosh, where are you gonna sleep?

Billowing curtains that magically do not billow into the 1,000 candelabras.

wakeupontheprongssideofthebed:

dnd item: an enchanted hot tub that compels its occupants to confront each other over any grievance they have been holding onto

it’s called a j’accusi

meowdys:

my iPad generated this in the middle of a fucking therapy session and i clicked on it and had to physically restrain myself from bursting into tears of laughter

spamblogappreciationblog:

you: Shakespeare invented over 1700 of our common words by changing nouns into verbs, changing verbs into adjectives, connecting words never before used together, adding prefixes and suffixes, and devising words wholly original.

me, a spam blog: