church

memeufacturing:

priest: *opens bag of communion bread*
16 ducks in a trenchcoat: *shuffle excitedly*

shouldnt:

When ur writing an essay for a test and the teacher says u have 3 minutes left

1squirtle:

when your friend does something problematic and you sadly have to correct them

who is traitor joe

earthmom:

and what did he do

He knows what he did. 😒

xxxdragonfucker69xxx:

just-shower-thoughts:

Pulling out an earbud when someone enters the room is the 21st century’s ultimate sign of respect.

#it’s the modern equivalent of taking off your hat

omgitsbees:

catwhitney:

So today I was a hipster in Animal Crossing

How have they not banished me yet

This is the best Animal Crossing post.

unflatteringcatselfies:

This is Nathan. He’s a liar, a cheater, and a fraud.

Argentina’s new president choked on a fake moustache he was wearing as part of a Freddie Mercury costume at his most recent wedding.

Another entry in “linguists are not kidding when they say that your command of English enables you to understand sentences that have never occurred before in the entire history of the human species.” (via allthingslinguistic)

ut-memelord:

*southern weeb voice* how nya’ll doin’