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luidilovins:

inkfear:

snakegay:

snakegay:

i am well aware that the really aggressive and wildly pseudoscientific vegans are a noisy minority but like it still always really gets me when vegans try to claim that humans are herbivores like.. look at me with your forward facing eyes and speak to me with your mouth of diversified teeth for both tearing and chewing and try to convince me

the highly trustworthy source of peta absolutely crushing the notion that humans are omnivores by pointing out that most of us dont get impulses to scavenge rotting carcasses. dont know how we could argue with that one

when you see lawn clippings on the side of the road, are you tempted to stop and snack on them? does the sight of fermenting silage make you salivate? do you daydream about tearing unwashed roots from the rich dark loam and thrusting fistfuls of them into your quivering gob? if you answered no to any of these questions congratulations youre an obligate carnivore

Shut up you don’t know my life

….. I DO daydream about tearing unwashed roots from the rich dark loam and thrusting fistfuls of them into my quivering gob

sodomymcscurvylegs:

breelandwalker:

goodinthestacks:

lizziekeiper:

stephrc79:

lionlass7:

buckyonthelam:

the-ice-castle:

rest in fucking pieces, mr. darcy

paintedtapestry THIS SCENE

#imagine being a woman reading this for the first time and throwing her bonnet on#racing as fast as she can down the street to pound on her friend’s door#WHAT PAGE ARE YOU ON DEAR HELEN#NEVERMIND I SHALL SIT WITH YOU UNTIL YOU REACH IT#IT IS MOST DIVERTING (via buckyonthelam)

Well, I didn’t see THAT coming.

Still one of my favorite things on the internet. 

get him

SLAAAAAY

I’M HOLLERING!