loriizsuleyk:

dj-eigengrau:

rasec-wizzlbang:

Why is insomnia such a difficult concept to grasp for people?

“ok but have u just closing your eyes and relaxing in bed? uwu”

Wow thanks Dr. Fuck I never woulda fucking thunk of that.
Every fucking piece of advice people try to give towards insomniacs seems to be “have you tried sleeping?”

H A V E Y O U T R I E D N O T B E I N G A W A K E

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thecaffeinebookwarrior:

skeletonsandwildflowers:

thefrogsapothecary:

serpentandstang:

da-at-ass:

teatime-at-the-treehouse:

upthewitchypunx:

sepp-graywolf:

heirsoflilith:

meginblack:

elvishdork:

wynnestorms:

potterlesbian:

everyone right now go find out your witch persona and tag with the results! 

Jessica , the swindler witch.
species: human
broomstick: wooden broom
familiar(s): none
magic: potions

Sarah, the psychic witch.
species: human
broomstick: cloudrider
familiar(s): cobra
magic: psychometry

Meghan, the bright witch.
Species: human
Broomstick: glass broom
Familiar(s): faeries
Magic: resurrection

Nice. So I’m basically Witch!skin Mercy.

Mirabelle, the scholar witch.
species: human
broomstick: falling star
familiar(s): cobra
magic: illusion

But, why a snake?

Sepp Cecil, the wisp witch.
species: human
broomstick: shovel
familiar(s): black cat
magic: WILDCARD

So really I’m just a basic witch who just happens to ride a shovel instead of a broom? Lmao

Alex , the memory witch.
species: human
broomstick: glass broom
familiar(s): bird
magic: clairvoyance
 

Tiffany, the collector witch

species: angel

Broomstick: jogs really fast (??????)

Familiar: cat (!!!!)

Magic: summoning

Felix, the swamp witch.
species: undead
broomstick: butter churner
familiar(s): disembodied arms
magic: rot

????? at everything after species. It’s like some weird version of Homestuck.

Steven, the spirit witch.
species: cat
broomstick: swiffer
familiar(s): bat
magic: varied

Mahigan, the beast witch

species: human

broomstick: jogs very fast

familiar: Cyprus cat

magic: portal magic

Why do I have to run if I can open up portals tho

Taylor Mae , the swamp witch.
species: unknown
broomstick: hitches rides on airplanes
familiar(s): buttermilk snake
magic: hair
But what can I do with my hair…what? Or is it other people’s hair?

Oh well at least I have a snake baby.

^Well, you are good at braiding, Tay. I think it’s oddly fitting.

I got Brooks C., the jewel witch.
Species: human.
Broomstick: can teleport, no broom.
Familiar’s: cat (small.)
Magic: wish granting.

(Awww, I got a kitty!!!)

angela, the undead witch.
species: human
broomstick: heart tipped broom
familiar(s): none
magic: familiar summoning

So no familiar but I can summon it whenever I want I guess

I’m the witchsona equivalent of the sad trombone sound.