celticpyro:

thebeeblogger:

followthehoney:

#Beekeepers are infinitely innovative!🏋🏻‍♀️🐝Thank you #HarrisHoney #Repost @harris_honey
・・・
Honey comb makes a great eclipse viewer. (With binocular solar projector). Things you figure out when your harvesting during eclipse.
#harrishoney #keepstpetelocal #eclipse2017

SO COOL

Get behind the BEE SHIELD to protect your eyes from the GIANT LIGHT ORB

nudityandnerdery:

bemusedlybespectacled:

witchedybitchedy:

ruby–wednesday:

thecharge:

ariaste:

margotkim:

This is the greatest progression of events I have ever read, where’s my historical gay romance novel about this

KING JAMES, CAN YOU CHILL?

Local King Cannot Stop Promoting His Boyfriend

where’s the lush period drama about this series of events?

fun thing about king James, this guy was fairly public about his bf (more public than what was acceptable). He threw lots of extravagant parties with his man on his arm. It pissed off the church obviously so to get them off his back, he’s the one that ordered the third translation of the Bible from Hebrew to English (the King James Version aka the Authorized Version) so the Bible every hot blooded all American Christian reads today was literally just written so a very gay king could fuck his boyfriend in peace.

oh my god this is hilarious

“guys, guys. I know this looks kinda gay, and i promise i have a good explanation for all this, but have you considered… that jesus… is also gay? checkmate, heteros.”

Who knew that “sorry, straights, [X] is gay now” predated Tumblr by centuries?

toodrunktofindaurl:

they are in love

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allthingslinguistic:

If style guides treated “eclipse” the way they treated “email” (via).

lololovescheese:

d20-darling:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

swanofmischief:

walrusofdoom:

justbadpuns:

A crossover between King Midas and King Oedipus would be pure motherfucking gold

How dare you make me read this with my own two eyes

#Well Oedipus certainly can’t read it with his (via theladyspanishes)

Quality Greek Tragedy Humour

Ooooooo…

@copperbadge

Freddie Mercury’s cats

daenerysmacfarlane:

sgtpeppersofab:

thatguythatreallylikesqueen:

beautifloyd:

fuckyeahmercury:

Unknown Cat

Miko

Tiffany

Oscar

Oscar & Tiffany

Dorothy

Goliath

Lily

Romeo

and his favourite cat who has a Queen song named after her…

Delilah

And here is Freddie wearing a waist coat with all of his cats painted on it

THIS IS THE SWEETEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

The top one, I’m presuming is then-Queen manager John Reid’s cat, since this photo was taken at his house (same photo shoot from the article headline that would read, “Is this man a prat?”)

This IS PERFECT, I LOVE HIM AND CATS AND THE FACT THAT HE LOVED CATS IT’S MAGICAL.

I’m naming my cats Freddie and Loki.

trxye-and-txlly:

walkingbomb:

reminder to:

straighten your back

go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT

go take your meds if you need to

drink some water

go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while

maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)

reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about

maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?

I just would like to thank everyone who ever reblogs this so that it somehow ends up back on my dash because I usually need the reminder (especially the drinking water one)

coelasquid:

gentlemanbones:

WE CAN’T PROVE THEY WEREN’T HUGE FATBIRDS

simply the best

megurashka:

cybergata:

Kittens, raised with rabbits, have learned to imitate the rabbits’ behavior by hopping about.

wow

kenderfriend:

arkhamarchitecture:

edens-blog:

emt-monster:

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

this is so important

Also important information: A cop cannot arrest you for something you already took. You can tell a cop to his face that you just injected black tar heroin in your veins and as long as you don’t currently have any on you (including things like syringes or residue in a pipe), there’s fuck all he can do about it.

I take police reports for a living. The number of people who will happily tell someone “Well officer, this fight started because I smoked crack cocaine earlier,” is astounding and also not at all illegal. The criminal charge is for Possession of a Controlled Substance. If you don’t possess any at the time, there’s no crime. The only thing you can get dinged for is if you’re actively on a drug and driving, in which case – DUI.

Please, please, please tell EMTs what you took. They’re not going to rat you out to the cops and even if they did, you will still be okay.

Spreading the word, being honest with paramedics and doctors can save your life