being a person who just naturally cries a lot is so embarrassing like
stressed out? cry. confused? cry. happy? cry. emotional movie? cry. scared? cry. you respond to every possible emotion by crying. and you have to tell people not to panic because like? you just cry a lot and not to take it personally but like
crying
Some lady next to me at the airport was crying hysterically, she got up, came back with McDonald’s and she stopped crying the second she started eating
Happy Spring! ❤
(Disclaimer, she was never in direct sunlight. I made sure to keep her in the shade of the trees or the clouds)
My own disclaimer: if she offered me fruit I would 100% accept and damn all of mankind
Consider this (based on a conversation I had with some friends a while ago): Pride and Prejudice and Zombies for people who actually like Pride and Prejudice.
Look–I tried to read Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and I got about 20 pages in before I came to the conclusion that the person who wrote it did so out of the belief that the original Pride and Prejudice was stuffy and boring. There were out of character vulgar puns. And the trailer for the movie did not convince me that I had missed anything by cutting short my reading experience.
So, what I’m talking about here is this premise: the world of Pride and Prejudice, but if you die, it’s highly likely, almost certain that your corpse will get up and try to eat people.
But no one dies in Pride and Prejudice, you might say. In fact, few or no people die in any Jane Austen novel.
This is true. But people do get sick with some regularity. Imagine the tension added to Jane getting sick after going to visit Bingley if there was the chance that she would become a zombie after she died. Becoming a zombie in an eligible bachelor’s house probably would have seriously wrecked any chances of any of the living sisters ending up with him.
Imagine Mr. Collins, as a minister, having the duty upon someone’s death of severing their head with a ceremonial plate or something that would prevent the corpse from rising. Obviously important, but this only makes him more self-important and obnoxious.
And dangerous.
For you see, in this version, Mr. Bennett, who stays in his office all the time, whose life is the only thing allowing Mrs. Bennett and her daughters to stay in the house–Mr. Bennett is definitely a zombie. He died at home, and Mrs. Bennett decided that, no way were they dealing with this, and so…just started faking it. Jane and Elizabeth know. The younger sisters don’t.
In this universe, I think we have to go with zombies that are not any faster or stronger than the humans they were, and in fact tend to get weaker as time passes because their flesh is rotting. And…hmm, okay, how about they are pretty violent upon rising, and for about a week afterward, trying to bite people and spread the infection (even though most people are carriers anyway, but getting a nasty bite from a corpse will give you other stuff that will have you die while carrying the virus). But then they calm down and basically just start sort of attempting to act like they did in life, that is, taking habitual actions with no consciousness, in a depressing and desiccated way.
So Mr. Bennett is a zombie, and Mrs. Bennett’s number one goal is to get her daughters married before anyone finds that out. And this, actually, makes Elizabeth’s refusal of Mr. Collins more frustrating for Mrs. Bennett–obviously Mr. Bennett didn’t tell Elizabeth that she could refuse Mr. Collins, because Mr. Bennett is dead, but Mrs. Bennett can’t say anything or the game would be up.
Another question in this version–does Mr. Darcy find out about Mr. Bennett being a zombie somehow? Does Elizabeth find out that he knows and didn’t say anything and this is something that helps repair his earlier actions?
Anyway, this is the Pride and Prejudice and Zombies that I was looking for.

Shark Culling Laws Poster
Designed by Matteo Musci
that is a great-ass design
EXCELLENT design
for an
EXCELLENT message
Fascinating how white liberals and white supremacists get along perfectly
So I actually did a little digging and the date on that tweet in the image above is 6/5/17
But if you go and see the actual tweet the date is really 8:42 PM – 8 Nov 2016
Go see for yourself.This is actually from when Julia Ioffe wrote a scathing article titled
Scenes From the Trump Hotel which was from Election day.
She interviewed Spencer which I will put here so you can read and heads up he sexually assaults her.
“People didn’t understand the power of the white vote,” he said jubilantly.
It does not go unnoticed that there is this smearing of a Jewish woman to make her seem like she is white supremacist sympathizer.
Especially seeing as this same Jewish woman was harassed and sent death threats along with images of her photoshoped in Holocaust images for writing an article on Melania Trump that was not sycophantic.This smearing of her is not just this there is also:
What is happening here is the willful misconstruing of facts in order malign and smear a Jewish person and to make them appear as a white supremacist sympathizer.
This is antisemitism plain and simple.
Also if you look at the date on the tweet in the first post you will see that is not even how twitter does their dates and times.
I don’t know if OP is the one who messed with the image or they got if from somewhere else all I do know is that what we have here is antisemitism.
I hope that this version with the correct information spreads as fast and as far as the false antisemitic original did.
GUYS PLEASE READ THIS AND STOP SPREADING THOS POST AROUND UNCRITICALLY

So I thought y’all would like this too
This great white comes to the jersey shore every year and this year they named her and have been tracking her hella so this is Mary Lee and she decided to show herself under this rainbow for pride month
A true gay icon#This is the representation I’ve been looking for
It’s me!

they tore down my childhood home in istanbul. i visited last winter break and saw this nine foot statue in its place
Caillou, stealer of souls, destroyer of homes
The abomination that causes desolation

usbr:
Our Dam Of The Week, Fresno Dam, is located in Montana and is fed by the Milk River. The Fresno Reservoir’s storage capacity iis 76052.0 Acre-Feet. Currently, Fresno Reservoir is about 80% full.
Thanks to Reclamation’s Anellise Deters for this photo!
Learn more about Fresno Reservoir here: https://on.doi.gov/2sw4hyJ




