vamprisms:

bipirate:

Last night i had a dream where legolas straight up shot someone with a gun

legolas what does your scoped .50 caliber barrett m82 rifle see

It’s all clear to me now…

fakehistory:

Workers refilling the Earth’s core with molten lava during the Great Lava Shortage of 1912.

jeff goldblum and taika waititi are drift compatible

cityelf:

macgob:

how many times can you reblog a post bc i will reblog this ask until my fingers bleed

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Floral pilot suits anybody??

kreolemami:

black-geek-supremacy:

futureblackwakandan:

hooray-anime:

ASDFGHJKKDJS

She looks like the girl from Coneheads 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

FUCKINNNNN CONEHEADS AHAHAKSHSKSHSJAG

zamaron:

pinkcheesegreenghost:

geekandmisandry:

justgreg22:

chibi-masshuu:

moobear04:

This is awesome.

All the dramatic head snaps.

But that belt tho

….what happens next??

Cynthia Rothrock in the pink shirt from the movie Righting Wrongs aka Above The Law

8th Degree Black Belt in Tang Soo Do

Black Belt in Taekwondo

Black belt in Karate

Black Belt in Eagle Claw

Black Belt in Wu Shu

Black Belt in Northern Shaolin

Black Belt in Pai Lum Tao Kung Fu

When the other PTA mom think her lemon bars were better than yours but she didn’t even use real lemon

raphaelsoftiago:

maburito:

keena-kapu:

kestrel-tree:

Ne forget pas les quatres food groupes mes amis!

@maburito

La pomme d’eau. La pomme de terre. Le pomme de feu. La pomme d’air. Il y a très longtemps ces quatre patates vivaient en harmonie. Mais un jour, la pomme du feu décida de passer à l’attaque.

i don’t even fucking speak french but I fucking know what that last comment says

allthingslinguistic:

lynati:

Kory Stamper on twitter:

Happy to announce I’m offering a new fall class, “Singular ‘They’ is 700 Years Old, What Is Your Problem, OMG,” which will consist of me standing on a desk yelling at you in Middle English. (3 credit hours)

Cat, I’m stressed from homework what should I do?

catsuggest:

catsuggest:

give the homework to me

homework is vanquished