wombatking:

hintele:

kuttithevangu:

sadboybrigade:

retroactivebakeries:

sadboybrigade:

kuttithevangu:

Being kind to ghosts is a Jewish value

I was just telling my coworkers today about how part of the official Passover cedar is literally summoning an ancient ghost to get drunk with you and I didn’t quite realize how wild Judaism is until I had to explain that

Objection: Elijah never died, so whatever he is, it isn’t a ghost.

look i googled “passover elijah” and this is the first image result

if it looks like a ghost and quacks like a ghost it’s a fuckin g ghost

That’s my grandpa

Elijah Never Died He Tucked His Arms And Legs Into His Belley. Curled Up Into A Ball. And He Just Rolled Away.

We have no conclusive proof that Elijah wasn’t always eight feet tall and translucent. 

montereybayaquarium:

How to train your sea otter

Selka, the newest member of our Sea Otter exhibit, is a rescued
California sea otter pup that survived a shark bite and has contributed to
important research into understanding her species.

Now she’s adjusting well to a busy life with her fellow otters and
human trainers, and is on track to becoming our newest surrogate otter mother for
stranded pups that we’ll return to the wild.

But, just how does that happen?

Christopher Quintos, senior sea otter aquarist, is training
Selka on exhibit manners and routines, and guiding her entry into becoming a
surrogate mother. Christopher explains that we’re not specifically training Selka to
be a surrogate mother—that’s mostly up to her.

“Just the fact that she’s with other animals is really good
practice for when she’s put with other unfamiliar or younger animals,” he says. “Her whole initiation into the surrogate program will be slow and at her
own pace. We’re starting to see Selka show some material behavior toward some
of her exhibit mates, so it’s very likely she will come to that maternal
instinct on her own.”

Christopher adds that overall training is going very well.
He says Selka’s very sharp and has incredible focus. She quickly learned standard
exhibit behaviors, and seems to enjoy the work.

“Selka comes to us with a great foundation and behavioral
repertoire already,” Christopher says. “She really engages in training sessions and learns
very quickly.”

Read
the full interview with Christopher
 about training Selka, and sea otters in
general, in our online member magazine, Shorelines.