gothiccharmschool:

fedoraspooky:

marypsue:

noctourniquet:

i know lots of you might be worrying about what you need to move into your first apartment. that’s why i put this little checklist together! 

1. fog machine

This is a good post, but I’ve got a couple additions that OP overlooked:

2. 1,000 candelabras
3. full-size pipe organ

Don’t forget the coffin I mean gosh, where are you gonna sleep?

Billowing curtains that magically do not billow into the 1,000 candelabras.

wakeupontheprongssideofthebed:

dnd item: an enchanted hot tub that compels its occupants to confront each other over any grievance they have been holding onto

it’s called a j’accusi