Fibromyangela

weirdnessisgood:

I’m proud of them.

I’m the audience

(Source: http://vitaeaureliana.tumblr.com/)

terminallydepraved:

charlesoberonn:

nexya:

I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

The Hagia Sophia has inscriptions that were considered sacred for centuries until they were deciphered in the 70s to be Nordic runes saying “Halfdan wrote this”

my old english prof told us that theres a cave in Scandinavia where a viking gratified some runes like 14 feet up on the wall and when they finally reached it all it translated into was “this is very high”

Ancient Shitposting

Now on the History Channel

tkingfisher:

portablemiah:

smittyv288:

Health care isn’t a human right, thank you for your time.

yeah smittyv288 you tell em! who do those dumbass disabled lower-class people think they are? you want your AIDS medication refilled but can’t afford basic health coverage? yeah, well, how about you stop having AIDS. health care isn’t a human right, you know. and your friend over there with cancer, tell that motherfucker he needs to quit complaining about his “immune deficiencies” and whining about how he “needs chemotherapy or he’ll die in two months”. if he’s so “terminally ill” and “unable to work” why doesn’t he just get a fucking job like the rest of us and pay for these incredibly expensive lifesaving treatments himself? people like him need to understand that they just don’t deserve to live.

This was totally covered in that one parable about the Samaritan Who Kicked The Guy In The Ditch And Told Him To Get A Job Already.

unflatteringcatselfies:

idk this cat but it showed up on my deck awhile back

That’s a Scruffy! They spawn in residential areas and their primary attack is lying in the road and giving you the stink eye if you want them to move.

thebootydiaries:

my fav thing about doctor whom is that we don’t know who the doctor is?? it’s like…who is the doctor….we literally don’t know! i love adventure. i haven’t slept in 3 days

cheget:

devilduck:

Popular with the Beatles, the Monkees and several James Bond villains.

From the 1968 Sears catalog.

“see, i wanna look like a catholic priest but still get laid, you got anything like that?”

“yes sir, and it also comes in Dog Shit Brown, as you can see here.”

“nice nice i got this great cursed talisman to wear with it.”