i have this unnerving fear that i’m gonna meet keanu reeves in some tight elevator and his eyes are going to burn into my soul as he tells me the secrets of this universe then bites me on the neck to give me immortality so he’s not alone anymore
That’s basically my life goal so if you don’t want it give it to me
what exactly are we supposed to do with this information
this image bothers me more than anything because the zoomed sections are exact same image except the brightness is different and its flipped vertically and horizontally
this just raises more questions because is that texture the Sony Playstation 3 DualShock Controller thumbstick or the dogy nose
My land lady is a 90lb 88 year old woman with 5 full grown Rottweiler boys. They sit around her when she gardens and watch her like the secret service. If you show up to pay rent they all stand up and stand between you and her.
It’s intimidating to have 5 pony size boys all staring at you until she stands up realizes it’a you and walks to you.
My favorite part is she wades through them like swamp water saying in her cute old voice ‘move’ ‘move please’ and each one she nudges to move wags his whole body at her touch and stumbles out of the way like he’s been knocked over by a truck. It gives me life paying my rent.
Fibromyangela 