editorincreeps:

wehaveallgotknives:

the-macra:

dimetrodone:

This cow hasn’t been given texture yet

you fool…..this is anish kapoor’s Vantablack™ cow

my name is cow

im black as nite

absorbing evry 

spek of lite

pleas do not feer

be overjoyed

i am but pet

who knows the void

I would travel to Hell’s most inconvenient grocery store to get this cow whatever treat it wanted. Day, night, rain or shine, whether I just woke up or got out of work. I don’t care.

If this abyssial baby wants a treat, I’m going. I’m getting my shoes, I won’t even complain.

I love you night cow.

menderash:

i saw a really cool butterfly expert man on PBS and was so in awe of him and his butterfly knowledge i tracked down the episode online to see how to spell his name and found his twitter and followed him, only for the next day to awaken to him having read not only my webcomic, but also my livetweets saying how i wanted to marry the butterfly man. he said he was flattered. anyway the moral of the story is please don’t underestimate how far down your twitter a bored entomologist will scroll, and also the internet was a mistake.