Aries: Let’s sever the pieces and hide them all over the place!
Taurus: That’s too messy, let’s just burn the body.
Gemini: Or we could use acid to dissolve it?
Cancer: I say we bury it and hold a funeral
Leo: That’ll leave way too many clues, let’s just push it off a cliff
Virgo: Perhaps we could drop it off at a morgue
Libra: Let me google it
Scorpio: Don’t be stupid, they’ll track everything back to us and we’ll get caught
Sagittarius: Ugh can’t we just leave it here and then take a plane out of the country????
Capricorn: We could always sell it on the black market and split the cash
Aquarius: Or keep it for a few days for medical and experimental purposes
Pisces: Ummmm I gotta go I have a plane ride to catch, bye!!!!!