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Texas students can now bring guns to class, “Cocks Not Glocks” are brining dildos instead

Texas has made it legal for college students to carry guns. That’s precisely why UT Austin students will be bringing sex toys to class with them, too. As students return to the university for classes Wednesday, hundreds of undergrads plan to strap colorful dildos to their book bags, in a protest known as Cocks Not Glocks. Knowingly absurd, this protest started as anything but.

I MISSED THIS
THIS WAS THE DAY AFTER I TURNED IN MY THESIS
I ALMOST WAS THERE FOR THIS

WHY