Redecorating? How About Some Jellyfish?

It’s really better not to though! There are faux-jellyfish tank-lamps that are beautiful, much less expensive, and you don’t have to worry about keeping anyone alive. Shoot. Do a search on Amazon for “jellyfish” in home decor or whatever and go crazy. Buy me just about all of it while you’re at it.

Redecorating? How About Some Jellyfish?

This implant could give humans sight 3 times better than 20/20.

cloudfreed:

micdotcom:

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Good news for everyone with blurry vision or a strong desire to become Superman. The Ocumetics Bionic Lens may give you 60/20 eyesight — three times better than 20/20. It’s a major leap in eye prosthetics, takes 8 painless minutes to install — and could be here sooner than you think.

turn me into a fucking cyborg

  1. Give it to meeeeeeee!!!
  2. I love that the article uses the phrase “recreational surgeries”.

kaberett:

trueishcolours:

ezekielisreallysatan:

shaniae:

flygex-eatin-on-softies:

oh-snap-diggity:

spritedynamite:

legend-of-corgis:

ggeology:

Rose Quartz geode

no it’s totally a dragon egg

definitely a dragon egg

my dragon egg

i wonder if geology people get mad at this 

Most geology people would probably agree that this is indeed a dragon’s egg

I am a geology major and I can confirm that that is indeed a dragon egg

kaberett what do you think?

I am a Master of Science and working on my geology PhD, and this is absolutely an egg from which a dragon hatched. Personally the thing I find most pleasing about this image is the fact that it’s not an egg that was collected and then drained – dragon chicks actually have surprisingly sharp egg teeth and are about as flexible as snakes when fresh-hatched. Also noteworthy is the fact that dragons have evolved such that eggs are lined with a bright and decorative encrustation of gems, serving a similar purpose to the mammalian placenta, hence dragons’ fondness for things-that-shine. A dragon’s egg forms the initial basis for its horde, but is sometimes given away in apparent trade while establishing relationships with dragons or, more rarely, humans and other non-dragonic species.

Sorry if I’ve slipped up on terminology anywhere, I’m not very well at the moment and the dragonic part of my degree was pretty limited (mostly it was aimed at getting us to distinguish between dragons’ eggs and geological formations, bceause dragon parents get a bit… antsy if you take a hammer to their incipient babies). I picked most of this up by doing my own reading.