forthegothicheroine:

• Frogs are the only family friendly plague, so frog toys are everywhere at your table.
• Everywhere.
• This is true even if there are no children at the Seder. 
• There are so many frogs you start to doubt the existence of other plagues. 
• The plague of wild beasts was actually 100 frogs in a lion costume. 
• The plague of livestock sickness was actually 100 frogs in a cow costume pretending to fall over.  
• The plague of hail was lots of frogs doing cannonballs.
• The plague of darkness was so many frogs they blocked the sun. 
• The firstborns didn’t die, they just ran away to join roving gangs of intelligent frogs. 
• F R O G S