grimly-fiendish:

chlorineblondie:

my hot topic phase never ended, it just kinda got more refined and tasteful with age like a fancy, mall gothy wine

@meteorite-prince

rachaelmhill:

aviewfrommercury:

asgardreid:

aviewfrommercury:

asgardreid:

If you’re awake between 3 AM and 6 AM you’re appropriating lycanthrope culture and you need to go to sleep and check your privilege

This is blatant vampire erasure.

Go write a sad poem about it

My name is Vlad
and wen its nite
or wen the wolves
art pohsting shite
and all discourse
haf gon to dogs –
i stay up late.
i clik ‘reblog’

@lauralot89 @perplexedhedgehog

thewolfandowl:

richardalperts:

zevri:

unchillworm:

people: filled with sin
dirt: filled with worms (a good and righteous thing)

#this post seems like catholic peasant shitposting from the year 1100  (via shellbeaste)

follow for more soft twelfth century catholicism

meanexwife:

other girls: respectable hut at the edge of the village, uncursing wells, turning into a black cat to steal into a tyrant’s bedchambers and assassinate him in his sleep

me: no familiar, crushing my herbs with a rock i picked up outside, trying to make casual conversation with crows but they keep predicting my death instead

ask-sparkling-awesomeness:

an-animal-imagined-by-poe:

My favorite ever pronoun story has to be one of my German professor’s. He fondly remembers being mugged by a gang of teenagers in Dresden, who used Sie (formal you) the entire time.  

HAND OVER THE WALLET MY GOOD SIR