teddy-feathers:

chronic-altitis:

kingofdersecest:

fearandloathinginheaven:

For 2017 I vote that we bring capes back into fashion.

your points are all valid, Edna. but see, most of us aren’t fighting crime every other day. the worst that’ll happen if we get one snagged in a revolving door is we’ll look a tad foolish.

Car doors house doors drawers getting caught in things, accidently dipping it into the sink or worse people sitting on it stepping on it spilling stuff on it wet paint people tugging on it constant source of accidentle strangulation.

Honestly the risks are worth it though. If we die, let us die looking fabulous! We can be killed by a thousand things every day regardless of fashion.