why do you have such a sad outlook on life?

billy-the-cat:

‘Cause after my ‘ventures into the badlands, I realized all nice things are simply an illusion formulated by our sub-conscious to distract ourselves from our short existences as both cats and a species all together. That we’re all doomed to the same fate, and nothin’ we contribute today will matter in the future. On the plus side, frisky bits are mighty tasty