I WANT TO SHARE AN ACTUAL ENCOUNTER I JUST HAD

lovelylor:

I was using the bicep curl machine at the gym and a dude who I assume was waiting for it scoffed at me and said

“Why are you working out your arms? Cute girls shouldn’t have big arms”

I immediately thought of a million cute girls with big buff arms but that’s besides the point.

I replied to him: I’m working out my arms so I can pick up your girl

“I’m single”
I involuntarily laughed so loud the other people in the area looked over and I said,

Gee…I can’t imagine why.