mexicanheaux:

mexicanheaux:

If you live in the socal area and are/ know someone undocumented please be careful when going to Walmart or to be safe just don’t go in general ICE has been known to go in there

This isn’t information that can sit in your likes guys I’m not trying to guilt trip but this is life or death please reblog and spread

edating:

a lot of people assume because i dont talk a lot that its because im in a bad mood or grumpy or being cold with them but its just like a genuinely have nothing to say!! i am not an interesting person!! i dont know how to respond to people 90% of the time dont take it personally!!

rabbivole:

kant:

awwww-cute:

I hope this image brings you peace. (Source: http://ift.tt/2k7Uz1t)

B I G

POWER

thehobbem:

bogleech:

gameraboy:

“A Sticky Situation” (1960) by Carl Barks

I like how advertising is literally still exactly as sexist as they’re joking about in this comic from 54 years ago.

“All they do is eat, yell, mess up the house and inflict bodily harm.”

The fuck did Donald do to my girl Daisy

poonany:

goblinparty:

best face swap ever

I didn’t need to see this

Reblog if you think Native American Lives Matter

lavitabella87:

beefjerkynon-official:

Let’s see if this gets any reblog

My life matters.

kitfistovevo:

Big mood

cyan-biologist:

reallymadscientist:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ayellowbirds:

sorceringing:

the-vegan-muser:

The scariest part of Halloween is how anatomically incorrect these decorations are.

cyan-biologist

listen, sometimes necromancers get bored, and there’s always lots of little bones laying around….

“Gonna make a bone spider”

“Why”

“BECAUSE I DO WHAT I WANT”

I work in a government-funded spider research lab at a top university and we have this in our lab:

I had to reblog this, what’s better than a literal bone spider.

dailycatdrawings:

621: Birman

bemusedlybespectacled:

torstai-kilpikonna:

salparadisewasright:

steegeschnoeber:

softestisak:

it will forever confuse me that the german tumblr app now says “… hat deinen Eintrag gelikt” and not “… hat deinen Eintrag als Favorit markiert” which is just shortened and very nice but I don’t read gelikt as [gelaikd] but as [gelikt] and that sounds as if someone licked my post and i really wish i could unread/unhear that

Man nennt mich Kuh
In tiefster Nacht
Liegt all zur Ruh
Ich trapse sacht
Auf deinen Blog
Den Hals gestreckt
Und habe schon
Den post geleckt

@amandavonpanda

my name’s tumblr
and when you peek
upon your blog
where stuff you keep
I’ll tell you what
you like the most –
a friend came by

and licked your post

(actual english translation of the german as best I can)

they call me cow
in deepest night
when all lie resting
I clomp* gently
to your blog
my neck outstretched
and have already
your post licked

*I’m assuming trapse comes from “trapsen” which is like, tramping or gallumphing or walking heavily, according to dict.cc