when they run across the house at full speed for no reason
when they sneak up on u and start sniffing u and their whiskers tickle u
when u close the door to keep them out of ur room and they stick their paws under the door
the little butt wiggle before they pounce on something
their tiny sneezes
when u put a bag or a towel on their head and they start walking backwards
the thing they do with their ears when they hear a loud noise
• small meows • BIGmeows! • rolling with the paws up and looking right at you because they know you will die of cute • when they sit near you and just purr because they love to be near you and are happy • little kitty tennis noises when they are trying to catch a fly or the toy on a stick
dancing and trilling while you make their breakfast
that thing where they wanna look out the window but the blinds are down so they stick their head past them with their body sticking out
waking up with kitty snoozing on your feet
falling asleep to the mattress gently moving while kitty grooms themselves
that thing where they’re in a stalky mood and you twiddle your fingers at them and they stick exactly half their face out of hiding to look at you.
when they natter at things out the window
solemn joyous paw flexing
that sound they make when they notice you that you’re pretty sure is your name in cat language
When they pause in the middle of grooming between their hind legs and stare at you with one leg up in the air like, ‘wat’
getting scent marked. you are theirs now!
gallump gallumph gallumph gallumph
This is perfect
when they bunt their foreheads against yours
when the tap you to let you know they want to be pet
Slow blinking to let you know they love you
rough kitty tongues when they think you need to be groomed
theres a reason why his internet was cut off and more people need to know about it
Nji is from Bamenda which is in the minority anglophone (english) part of the country (the south west and the north west regions) which has currently been protesting for months because the government only cares about the francophone people. meaning judges in anglophone speaking areas only speak french, anglophone kids are taught by teachers that barely speak english or dont speak at all, important govt positions in anglophone areas have francophone people, laws arent even translated to english, etc… this has been going on since the beginning of cameroon due to colonization
people have been brutally beaten and killed by the military and communication has been cut off in anglophone parts. “president” paul biya (been in office for about 40 years but thats a whole other issue) recently declared a war against social media and called it “a new form of terrorism” and “dangerous tool people use to spread falseness” because people were using to spread images and videos of what was going on so he cut the internet due to this “threat”
IMAGINE HEARING ABOUT THE DUDEBRO LIVING NEXT TO U IN THE DORMS “yah dave dropped out cuz he built a fucking person”
victor frankenstein was a little bITCH and he had no degree at all, he was at college for like, a year and then he was like “lol these bitches ain’t got nothing on me” and he just got an apartment and stopped going to school so he could build a person. i don’t think he even formally dropped out, he just kind of disappeared and nobody even questioned it because that’s what you expect when some cocky asshole comes to class like “i know more than everyone in this school and one day i’m going to prove it by ending dEATH ITSELF”
fucking bullshit victor, come home and eat some goddamn soup you wussass teenager
fucking trashass motherfucker 19 year old sin machine
go get ur liver pecked by birds u mess of a human being
i am never going to let the world forget that victor frankenstein spent 90% of the novel moping instead of doing literally anything else. actual quote from emo kid victor frankenstein “my only solace was silence – deep, dark, deathlike silence” like HOW EXTRA
You’d almost think Mary Shelly was taking inspiration from someone she knew….
Fibromyangela 